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Matty. 21. I write.

(previously ziamrimjobs)

This is a tolerant, accepting environment- no queerphobic, sexist, racist things. There might be a disturbing amount of One Direction, though.. and an equally disturbing lack of dignity.


if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via breakmeintwohearts)

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By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

(via breakmeintwohearts)

— 1 minute ago with 65388 notes
#haha  #preach 


DESIGN: The Coffee-Making Alarm Clock

We need this because reasons. This one’s for the coffee drinkers amongst you - British designer Joshua Renouf has come up with a coffee making alarm clock which can wake you up with a fresh cup of joe.

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see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait


see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

(Source: cheyennekaris, via breakmeintwohearts)

— 4 minutes ago with 203240 notes



  • sheer shirt out
  • tattoos out
  • boobs out
  • wedding bracelet out


  • wine out

(via hommos)

— 7 minutes ago with 341 notes
teacher:alright fold your papers in half
entire class:hot dog or hamburger
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