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Matty. 21. I write.

(previously ziamrimjobs)

This is a tolerant, accepting environment- no queerphobic, sexist, racist things. There might be a disturbing amount of One Direction, though.. and an equally disturbing lack of dignity.

fairyhaired:

rivermoth:

If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick up after you, remind yourself that your existence doesn’t demand an apology, that you are allowed to make mess and take up space, do not be afraid to expand. Every single goddamn minute. Expand, expand, expand

i needed this today

(Source: excercisebook, via talkingtoserenity)

— 7 hours ago with 228958 notes
pomegranateandivy:

chubrubqueen:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Stave off those winter and fall colds!

pomegranateandivy:

chubrubqueen:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Stave off those winter and fall colds!

(Source: , via talkingtoserenity)

— 7 hours ago with 197682 notes

bipolarbubbeleh:

squid-femme:

willnobilis:

magicmumu:

toxicnebulae:

"made-up genders"

ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land

free range gender

gluten free gender

I can’t believe it’s not gender

Fresh squeezed gender juice…genderfluid if you will.

I mean, it’s not like you can just go out and bigender.

You can bigender at that one stall in the farmer’s market but the season is so short

(Source: amazighprincex, via arrestingyou)

— 7 hours ago with 39122 notes

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

(via arrestingyou)

— 7 hours ago with 162578 notes

ianthebobo:

queenoftherandom:

nisfi:

terarroni:

mrich2029:

Social Experiment: Black guy breaks into a car vs White guy breaks into a car.

We all know how this ends, but what shocked me was just how fast this situation degraded for the black guy.

It’s amazing how the White guy is being so painfully obvious, the alarm goes off, literally no one even fucking looks, including the police officer who apparently does not know how to do his own damn job. Black guy does it for half a minute and is suddenly being cussed out by a different police officer, meanwhile the people behind him are taping it. He pulled the fucking gun on him, even. 

Amazing. Absolutely fuckin’ amazing.

the Black actor in this literally had to RISK HIS LIFE to do this social experiment. HE HAD TO RISK HIS LIFE. FOR A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.

I’m so glad it racism is over in merica

racism is everywhere.

(via pockethale)

— 7 hours ago with 12646 notes

youfunkybitchyou:

heruniverseunfolded:

mercedesxreal:

Throwback Pics of Jesse Williams

When he had dreads »»

😳😳

Those dreads Omg😍😍😍💙💙💙💙

(Source: securelyinsecure, via glam-alien)

— 7 hours ago with 2360 notes

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(via talkingtoserenity)

— 8 hours ago with 284266 notes
#hahahah 
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

— 8 hours ago with 79017 notes
#hahahahah  #my god